the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize