...so i touched it.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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