Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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