And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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