I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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