I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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