"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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