We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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