sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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I AM VODKA MAN
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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