i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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