we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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