I like to think it a success when the cops are called
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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