This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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