I got her a Nickelback box set.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It's official drugs can't kill me
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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