At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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