thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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