I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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