She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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