What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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