I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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