I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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