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Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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