it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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