do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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