i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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