How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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