How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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