i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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