Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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