i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Randomize