Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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