Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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