"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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