he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
We need to rekindle our bromance
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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