My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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