we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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