I want to stick my p in your. b.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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