I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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