Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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