I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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