Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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