i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
third nipple confirmed
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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