Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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