stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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