Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So many bounce houses so little time
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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