Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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