i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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