she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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