I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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