how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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