I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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